PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD

Yesterday, as I was driving, a new Mercedes Coupe pulled in front of me with a booming ALL-CAPS bumper sticker:

PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD

Something about the stark presentation made me think that the driver assumed that it wouldn’t go so well for me (and most of those who read it).

Instead, I thought, “Cool! This is going to be epic. I’ve been waiting for this MY WHOLE LIFE.”

On the other hand, maybe he was just warning us that he’s a really bad driver.

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